When Uncle Pol pulls you over..

so Uncle Pol who??? Which other Uncle Pol other than the Police pulls you over?

lately, patrol cars are surprisingly EVERYWHERE!!!! why? i don't really know as well. Probably because of the "dry" season everyone's experiencing a.k.a. no money...so what's Uncle Pol pulling you over all about?

its like this, i was on my way to class 10 minutes just before class starts so lets just assume i was already late haha traffic was heavy and as i was on my way up the Simpang Tiga flyover, i saw a partol car just next to me. I realized i wasn't waring any belt and i hope to just drive to class. BUT!!! i got a honk from the police asking me to pull over...so i did

i handed my ID and driving license as instructed and was ask to get out of the car. Apparently, my one of my backlight blew and i had not realised it. and then came the conversation...

Cops: lu tau kenapa saya tahan lu?

Me: erm...tidak tau ohh....saya tidak pakei seatbelt dan lampu ka??

Cops: yahh...apa macam sekarang?

Me: tidak tau ohh...bos....saya tidak pandai ini macam...saya mahu pegi class...skalang sudah lambat...tolong boss....

Cops: apa macam tolong?? Mahu saman ka??

Me: saman ah?? jangan boss....saya tidak ada luit ohhh....kalau saman saya tidak dapat baya....tolong boss...bagi 1 chance...

Cops: mau tolong ahh?? saya mau tolong...tapi apa macam saya mahu tolong kamu??

Me: saya tidak pandei ohh...bagi satu chance lahh...

Cops: hmm...macam mana mau tolong??...(delays for a moment) kamu pilih lah....lu mau saman apa? seatbelt ka? lampu??

Me: pilih saman ah?? aiyoo...saya tidak pandei lahh...skalang memang tidak ada luit....mau pegi lepak pun susah...mahu order air minum pun susah...lolok mau beli pun tidak ada duit...

Cops: kamu pilih lu mau apa saman...saman dalam 1 bulan boleh baya..

Me: saman ahh?? jangan boss....saya memang tidak ada luii ohh...saya balu terima duit baya skool fee...saya masih student...mak tidak kerja....

Cops: macam ini mana saya boleh tolong? lu bagi tau apa macam..

Me: saya tidak pandei ohh....duit tidak ada...beli relod pun tidak ada duit...mauh saya tunjuk handpon??

Cops: tidak apa lahh....duit minum kopi pun tidak ada??

Me: aiyohh...saya minum koopi pun susah...apa macam bagi lu duit??

Cops: ahhhhh lu pegi lah.....

Me: tankku bosssss....

like that....tips on how you should react when you're confronted by cops...

1. tell them you "tidak pandei"

2. say your broke and have no money

3. put on a sad face

4. don't give in to them

5. don't offer them duit kopi...let them ask..

6. speak crappy Malay even if you know how to speak bahasa Sarawak

7. make up stories and act smart!!

with that applied you'd get pass almost any cops!! just play dumb and dont go against them =) for that, Kuching is a nice place to live with "forgiving" cops wanting to "help" you!! remember...do not rasuah!!! lol

try it out!!!....wait...better dont!!! =)

how do u tell something u cant tell?? hahahahahhahaaha

i have a feeling this sem is gonna be real interesting....hello! kuching's comin up....Fung's sis, Fong is comin bac to kch....where's she gonna stay?? hahahhaha i hope she stay here...a less lonely place hahahahha plus she cant share all the crazy stuff im gettin through kakakakaka

i think im still taking 2 subjs this sem...so prob im gonna go out less i guess....prob hit Pustaka n mayb be a nerd. den go watch ppl do aerobics durin the evening and feed the fishes while i watch girls exercise hahahahahahahahahha o.O? wanna join???

i wanna go laze myself wif guitar hero!! ciao!~~

arrggghhhhh pt 2

stayin in this house is hard......really hard....i have my mom coming in my room early in the morning wanting to clean my room....BING BANG BOOM!!!! den i get awake!! stupid lahhh....she's lk cleaning my room for the sake of cleaning it....lk she was forced into doing it....if lk dat no need lahh.....i'll clean my room myself....

then i have the grandma...THE GRANDMA!!!!! its not dat i dun like her or anything lk dat.....she's annoying!!!!! she cant stop asking questions.....complaining bout this and that.....talk talk talk....nag nag nag.....every thing u do...she reports to other ppl.....even those little little things....even telling other ppl (im not surprised if my neighbours) wad time I have lunch!!!! how bout dat???

then there's the aunties who come by often....i dun reli mind...if fact i want u to come....make the house a lil less empty...but then, when they start preeching bout wad they believe in.......argghhhhh!!! religion oso got....bout how u have the chatolics and the anglicans and all....i noe already lahh....n yet she still explains.....stupid lahh......aihh!! i say i noe edi bahhh...there's so many things they dun know at all..

then there's of cos the uncles!!! dat one i dun want them to come at all except for afew of them.....they are the ones always telling other ppl that they are wrong....n that they are right.....durin gatherings or bbqs they will go take over wad ever makes them feel manly lahh!! stupid ppl....those lahh...living nearby.....the nearer one especially...annoying ehh....somemore he gives me n my siblings the "look"...always.....if not other cousins get it too....prob becos his sons all have good results.....so what??.....throw him on the streets lah.....when i talk to one of them, i realized he's stupid....so many things he dunno....lame ass...seriously....like those who just saw world....i start goin out around midnight also he wants to be amazed.....dats how lame he is.....

yalahhh..his kinda of ppl....oweys think they are right and all.....always telling u no n that it should be dat way lahhh....this way lahh...anyways but urs or mine....only his or her's is correct....GAI!!! then again...not all are lk dat.....just those who think their superior or something...not even a lil bit humble....

Fung, if ur reading this....dun tell ur mum!!! hahahahahhah u noe who im mentioning bout lahhh =)

ciao~~~

arrggghhhhh

i kinda hate this week...everythin seems to go from right to wrong all just this week...

im broke....not only me...my frens are too!!!! the few weeks just after raya is depressing!!! serious shit!!!! wanna smoke oso hard...we end up opting for cheap ciggy....more reliable huh??

not only that....problems seem to pop up here n there...n it spoils the mood.....my mood especially

i guess thats the balance of the universe??? u get one extremely good week and u get a shitty one =S

hahahahhahaha

read ilovekch.com yet??? hahahahhaha

read this!! new authors. dD's on it too!!! hahahhah wheeeeee~~~~~

ohya....bout Hello! Kuching....the event post is up!!! check it out!!!

n...alf's back!!! yday!! hahahhaa

wan go laser disc??? lmao!!!

=S

class started this week n it all went weird....my business ethics class is the lamest class in hell. when the lecturer asks the students if they'd blow.....something, for sure, is or will no be right in the class ahhahahaha

then financial somethin class got cancelled....dats what i heard just now....y? cos its an elective subject and its damn hard to teach....apparently, SEGi cant find someone to teach it.....so it was cancelled......so i might not finish my diploma as soon as expected.....from what i've seen happened, i may even get delayed for as long as a few sems or half a year!!! i don't want that!!! =(

then elective classes like the dinancial somethin class and the class i had just now are scheduled only at night from 7 to 9. and they'd only have 1 class per week!!! stupid ehh!!!! but its ok lah....cos audit and taxation is extremely boring!!!! classmates are boring and so is the teacher!!! serious shit!!

ohya!! today.....i went.....to watch a movie.......at the laser disc shop!!!! hahahahahahahahh random right?? its lk RM22 per movie/room......its cheap to think about it lah....u can bring 5-6 ppl in......movies are quite updated!!.......rooms are locked if u want them to be......the door cant be seen through......seats are big.....good place to take ur date to the movie hahahahahahhahaha u can do a lil ahem ahem n no one would bother ;) cos no one noes!!! hahahahah sad thing its a lil smelly a the top....cos of the carpet....but the owner do spray it from time to time....u can even smoke in there....have beer and all.....way better than the cinema hahahaha

dats it!! ciaos~~

Hello! Kuching!!

i'll be organizing an event wif my frens @ ilovekuching.com on the 29th November at the amphitheater at waferfront!!! from 10am till 8pm...the event's called Hello! Kuching

come come!!!! its gonna be the biggest event in kuching this year......SERIOUSLY!!!

there's gonna be arts, music (acoustic band peforming), a cool photoshoot and all..there's also cool limited designs t-shirts n acessories sold...so come!!!

did i mention we're gonna have super cheap sushi sold there?? hahahhahaha

y cant u say no?? ppl will be there, good music, nice t-shirts, sushi n i'll be there!! hahahaha

wanna help out?? feel free to contact me hahahahahha we might pay u good hard cash!!! =D

we're expecting almost 10000 ppl goin....so cancel ur plans n make plans for this event!!

ohya!! entry's free mahh....a better reason to come!!!

pls join the ilovekuching.com group at facebook n receive updates on who n what will be there!! u can read ilovekuching.com oso for updates =D

pls pls pls come.....i'd really appreciate it =)

im 7000 days old!!!!! hahahahaahaha

u dun get 1000 days older every year weii..... =]

So what's up?? =D

im on my holidays now gahahahhaha....it ain't like the previous stupid holidays i had for the previous few semesters. things had gone very well lately...very well =D

from segi owing me money,
to finding out i finish my diploma sooner than expected,
to getting my very own debit card,
to have confirmed to be a co-writer in the ilovekuching.com blog,
to getting free ticket to the Segi prom,
to have found out my article will be published in an entertainment magazine,
and to consistently write for the magazine.

just money problems bothering me...i hope to get my money this fri huhuhuhu

so...things are going great now eh!!! hahahahahha

i like!!!! plus i have something in mind for my next tatt and a way to get it done for free kakakakakkakkkkkakakakaaa~~~

so how's u?? hahahha ;)

You've got Mail!!!

went down to watch a lil tv when my mum handed my 2 envelopes. 1 thick n 1 thin. somehtin i was expecting for a week plus has arrived!!! ;D
















my very own card!!! hahaahah who'd knew dat i would get one!!! huhuhuu :D:D:D:D:D